Omegle Funtimes

• Stranger:horny?
• You:totes
• Stranger:mm talk dirty to me mama
• You:Pick up your laundry.
• Stranger has disconnected.

baldriciceypants:

thatartyholmesian:

tuesunefraise:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

SO GLAD THIS IS BACK

What? This’ll never work.

Wha…

Suffice it to say, I am thoroughly impressed.

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

• Doctor:Are you sexually active?
• Me:Ha
• Me:Hahahaha
• Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Me:HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
• Me:OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
• Me:JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
• Me:Hahaha
• Me:Haaa....
• Me:Whooooooo, that was a good one.
• Me:No, no I am not.

Well you seee (yo)
I forgot to log off Skype when I went to go eat dinner and I only have one computer with skype on it. My sibling proceeded to insist using aforementioned computer so I dashed over to log out leaving you allllll alonneeeeee sorry!